UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago"Here is a $2500+ a month recurring expense. Now appreciate me for it" - your parentslemmy.mlimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1513arrow-down123file-text
arrow-up1490arrow-down1image"Here is a $2500+ a month recurring expense. Now appreciate me for it" - your parentslemmy.mlUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square22fedilinkfile-text
Trade alert: Your parents get serotonin and dopamine You get lifetime of wage slavery You have no say in this trade deal.
minus-squareSolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down2·1 month agoAnd this is why I’m sterile. I don’t want to be here, and I sure as shit don’t want to do that to someone else… plus I don’t want to take care of some miniature asshole version of myself; I’m bad enough to deal with.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month agoI can barely tolerate guests. No way can I do that to myself let alone make someone stay with me who has no say in the matter.
minus-squareDymonika@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoAnd have to worry about their health, happiness, and education… heck no!
And this is why I’m sterile.
I don’t want to be here, and I sure as shit don’t want to do that to someone else… plus I don’t want to take care of some miniature asshole version of myself; I’m bad enough to deal with.
I can barely tolerate guests. No way can I do that to myself let alone make someone stay with me who has no say in the matter.
And have to worry about their health, happiness, and education… heck no!