This has officially become slapstick.

Considering this is Apple, they’ll probably scan your happy juices and, like… sell your entire genome to advertisers, or smth…

Let’s turn that frown upside down! Instead of saying “Google failed to generate a useful LLM to bolster its search feature,” say “Google successfully replicated the output of an average Reddit troll!”

Ssooo… a cable package?

Heeey! It’s not, like… JUST that, okay?! No, I’m not in denial, shut up!

Thank you.

This. Let’s not forget that ABBA started off with neither of the two leads speaking a word of English, all of their songs were sung phonetically. It’s all smoke and mirrors at this point. A very complex system of smoke and mirrors, but nowhere near sentience/self-awareness/actual intelligence.

Hey, the Spice must flow!:))

Do you want Warhammer 40k? Because this is how you get Warhammer 40k.

Jesus Christ… Whyyy is this guy still running companies? Why does absolutely anyone take him seriously at this point?

Hooo, boy, this’ll be mountains of fun!

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Well, then! teleports behind server I guess we’ll just have to be… katana swish Extra-cringe! tips fedora

cracks knuckles Time to make a new fake account and nuke them with shitposting and Grandma Memes!

This says more about us than it does about the chatbots, considering the data on which they’re trained…

S’all good, Capitalism subsumes criticism of itself and sells it back to us.

My initial reaction was to laugh my ass off at the extra drop of crap in the collective cup. Upon a second take however… considering what a horrifying den of depravity ActiBlizz became during the past years, this may turn out to be for the best in the long run…

Hell, I’m a Millennial and it’s a no-brainer… Food or gas, emission taxes, road taxes, maintenance costs, and everything else which comes with owning a car. Including the car itself. And that’s just from an economic standpoint, I’m not even gonna go into the impact it has on the climate and how EVs are mostly just expensive and not-really-efficient pieces of jewellery still.

This must be the absolute epitome of this AI replication poor taste… The person who thought it would be a good idea to do this with Carlin, probably the one human who hated human bullshit more than anyone else to have ever existed, is either so out of touch they don’t even vibrate at the same frequency as the rest of existence, or so far up their own ass that they’re staring at their pancreas… An absolutely disgusting move.

Just Apple one-upping the “runs on a toaster” adage.