Good riddance, vertical videos are cancer, short form obliterates attention spans, and their algorithm is engineered specifically to addict people, especially kids.

Now to ban all the rest of them. Let’s start with Facebook. Twitter is already killing itself but could stand to be “helped” off the cliff.

Windows: you’ll eat this slop even if we have to carve a hole in your throat and force it through.

Its Tesla; y’all should be dumping that shit anyway.

Cool, so what brand is a good one to replace D-Link with?

Better hurry, Trump’s rubber stamp DOJ will kill this faster than a cop encountering a dog.

It’s made out of NFTs.

Typical religion, just making up stupid shit to enforce their control over people.

Because not spend $10,000 on $1,000 worth of security camera system instead of helping poor people. Rich bastards.

Temu? More like Trashmu.

That would require me to have X on my phone. I do not. Because I deleted Twitter when dipshit took over.

AI generated music slop

FTFY

Good. I look forward to all these idiots finally accepting that they drastically misunderstood what LLMs actually are and are not. I know their idiotic brains are only able to understand simple concepts like “line must go up” and follow them like religious tenants though so I’m sure they’ll waste everyone’s time and increase enshitification with some other new bullshit once they quietly remove their broken (and unprofitable) AI from stuff.

Cybertruck circa 2026.

Sure that’s not corrupt at all.

The solution is pretty obvious.

1. Be rich
2. Step 2 is for poor people
3. Why do all these poor people want to kill me?

If I want to play a factory game where you need to build defenses I’d go play Factorio and maybe stab myself in the throat a little because that’s about how fun having to deal with enemies in a factory game is.

It won’t make any difference. There’s a gamers Bill of Rights that nobody remembers. It was produced by the owner of a company that now ignores that it ever existed.

Happy Groundhog Day I guess.

Remember kids, nothing matters.