Drowning. Over 300 thousand people drown every year according to my 20 seconds of research. Those are killed by DHMO directly.

It still kills more than 320,000 people every year, and that’s just from ingesting it.

It’s hilarious because they are so obviously scared but at the same time it’s terrifying because it will eventually work on most people.

So does the startup.

That only happens when they accidentally miss the window.

Yeah, I imagine.

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Fuck.

There is no screenshot. You are imagining it. Fuck you and your screenshot!

Less is more

I really doubt an iOS update will affect people using android phones as servers.

Username checks out.

From wikipedia:

Traditionally, all animals in the group now known as simians are counted as monkeys except the apes. Thus monkeys, in that sense, constitute an incomplete paraphyletic grouping; however, in the broader sense based on cladistics, apes (Hominoidea) are also included, making the terms monkeys and simians synonyms in regard to their scope.

apes ⊂ monkeys, actually.

Humans are apes, apes are monkeys, paraphyletic groups are bullshit.

The universe is believed to end just a few nanoseconds before a monkey finishes writing Hamlet.

She became Batgirl!

On this internet.

You got that mixed up. The 1% are typically the ones that need rising against.

I’ve recently realised that if I listen to someone talking or say anything myself after waking up to go to the toilet or something, I will not be able to go back to sleep again.

My uneducated guess is that it wakes up the language centre in my brain and for some reason one that is active, sleep is done for the day.

I might look into that later. Thanks.