The start-up has been building toward this moment since September 12

Nothing ominous at all.

Want or need?

Always the question.

Your going to have to disect the lab rat live, fresh from the dumpster.

The morning riot used 2 more mags than usual.

Alternate #1: your pickup truck’s steel bumper.

Alternate #2: your cousins Oxy-acc torch

Alternate #3: bricks. Lots of bricks.

Drive thru bullet stores?

Leave your lights on for us, before you turn them off.

England still claims 10% of American stupidity as debt service.

Will they market them to kids like cigarettes?

Surge pricing.

Remember when RoboCop dispensed bullets to anyone that did not show ID?

The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters

Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.

If only those affected could call for an appointment to swap to those low or no cost phones.

engagement prisons

Need to get Elon’s AI robot to master ju-jit-su and target Zuck.

Duct tape?

Only legal for educationale, reproductioning, or ownin dem libs. (sic.)

How are they going to write a law that bans social media while allowing online school?

Sure it was a Comm satellite for the world’s tensest area, which is about to go to bigger war.

who would have ASAT capability at GEO?

how could it be launched to GEO undetected?

Times are tough without all that money from selling Easter Seal hides.