Amazing that you survived until you were able to post this crap on the internet

Because protecting American car makers has worked so well the last time they tried…

You buy it, you own it

There are electric water heaters that can take the preheated water from the general system and give it the last boost to exactly the temperature you desire. Ideally those would be installed relatively close to wherever you need the water. They are less efficient, but on the plus side, they only heat whenever and exactly how much you need

And it wouldn’t have cost you a dime to just shut up!

Cutting trees

Not in Bavaria, that’s for sure!