“Stop driving cars because places were not supposed to be driven to.” Wow that’s a good point /s

You don’t have to create a Microsoft account to use Windoows. In corporate environments most issues are usually mitigated by administrators via group policy. Crashing and bad performance are not typical. Windows is very reliable,

Cadmium eggs are my favorite Easter candy

But it’s just defender. It’s free and you don’t have to use it.