• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
      3·
      2 days ago

      They were gonna but the corporate necromancer was out of network.

      Just kidding that’d be way too much effort for how they see human lives. They were likely hitting up LinkdIn before the body was cold.

    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.socialEnglish
      92·
      2 days ago

      No, the company used “appoint some other asshat to do the exact same shit” (or if they hasn’t yet they soon will)

      • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
        3·
        2 days ago

        “The last guy got killed in the street for doing this shit, you’re going to do the exact same shit right?”

      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
        2·
        2 days ago

        It’s like the mustache-twirling movie villains when an underling gets merc’d for a hairbrained strategy:

        “Congratulations, number 3. You’ve been promoted! Go get 'em!”