Guy Dudeman

Can you translate into grandma for me?

Ok, that’s kinda what I thought.

Can someone please explain this in non-techie talk?

You can never destroy the Viking spirit!

I don’t understand… is that just lemmy but not built by tankies?

OMG I have to use that.

YES! Where is my dad’s little Toyota Pickup? Closest thing we have is the Ford Maverick, which is still pretty fucking huge.

The best businesses are rewarded with more money while poor businesses fail.

Absolutely 100% false.

RIGHT?? I want an 8-foot bed, dammit!

That sounds like a Linux community.

That’s what I came here to ask.

I love that you’re tricking preppers into just enjoying life.

You want some links? I can get you links.

There are absolutely mastodon servers primarily for dick and balls.

I guess it’s for people like me, who have no friends?

Weird. You don’t use the search function?

Yeah, I guess I do that sometimes. Sorry.

I never thought I would see the day that people WANTED algorithms. Jesus. Get of my lawn, kids.

My Mastodon feed is kinda sad and boring

Either you’re following the wrong people or this says more about you than it does about mastodon

if I’m not on top of it I’ll just miss interesting posts that happened in the days I didn’t open the app.

Oh no!! Heaven forbid you miss a social media post!! Whatever will you do?!??

So stupid. Just use Mastodon. No algorithms. No billionaires. No monetization. No bullshit. And some really great folks, too.