Naja Kaouthia

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

I saw this story yesterday and I just cannot fathom HOW. It’s kind of amazing.

Legitimately my first thought when I read the headline.

Honestly I was wondering if it would be a better deal than my current apartment lease.

You can. The subscription services are optional and mostly geared towards lazy bastards like myself. I could manually back my phone up to any Mac or windows machine but I pay for the convenience of iCloud storage instead. The other subscription services are purely entertainment driven (Music, TV+, Arcade, etc.) and not required to have a fully functioning device.

Water? Like out of the toilet?

A majority of Americans also think they’re of above average intelligence. I found this. Just now.

From the evidence I’ve seen, I made more money than Twitter. Just today. At my crappy job

While I agree that filming is important, it’s also important to remember that between the J6ers being dumb fucksticks and their social media site being absolute dogshit, a lot of them were caught because EXIF data wasn’t scrubbed. Having one’s phone with you could end up being the thing that gets you prosecuted.