A distinction between personal and private property needs to be made where one is used to generate capital in exchange for wages and the other is your dildo

That’s always the definition. It is well defined, the problem is that there are national propaganda machines outright lying to the people.

Pretty neat, but probably not something I’d buy

Fetish content

Between that, the discrepancy of the eyebrows, and the discrepancy of the backpack thing, so much of this doesn’t add up. Not guilty.

Luigi did it, and he really was that stupid.

Given that he was valedictorian at his school, I find that unlikely to be the option.

I think you’re missing a 4th option:

• He did it, and believed it not worth the anxiety/suffering of living the rest of his life as a wanted man, so did what he could to get away from the immediate scene but ultimately turn himself in so to speak.

And there are almost certainly more nuanced options out there.

That’s only something that could pretty much only be proven with a paper trail, which isn’t necessarily possible.

Mergers should be illegal.