That’s why you middle-click all off-site links.

You’ll pry my RS-232 and PS/2 ports from my cold dead hands!

It’s a feature.

You maniacs!

Do you like fight scenes on moving cars?

Mastodon has RSS built-in. Just add “.rss” to the URL to get the RSS feed.

Then it just becomes a matter of word definitions.

Listen here, Gandalf, you fat oaf! I’m not a fucking Jedi!

Quick! Get two people to type on the same keyboard!

The word ‘code’ has many different definitions. The shaolin martial arts tournament is governed by a system of rules of conduct
…an ethical code.

The combatants respect each other as warriors, no matter what degree of hatred they have for one another
…a code of honor.

Another type of code could be defined as an arbitrary system of symbols or letters for transmitting messages
…a secret code.

Mortal Kombat™ adheres to many codes, but does it contain one?

No Homers.

Yeah, they noticed their mistake too late, hence the expletive.

Are you telling me that some things do react well to bullets?

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

They think that believing ridiculous things is a virtue, and they get training on how to do so every Sunday.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

I read a couple of Tumblr blogs. If I could follow them from Mastodon instead I could delete that app entirely.

Freax.

That’s the kind of user-friendliness that Linux just can’t compete with.

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