I know this doesn’t answer your question, but I love obsidian and have no problem paying for the sync. If anyone can’t afford to do so, I completely get it and am not judging. But the company behind obsidian has taken zero VC funding, and are doing amazing things. I highly encourage folks to support them if you have the means.

I miss being able to use bitmapped fonts back in the Gnome 1.x days.

Finally!

Decades late, but I’ll take it. Do Monsanto next.

Ed Zitron is amazing. That dude just says it like it is.

Thanks! I use Excalidraw occasionally, but only in light mode. Derp.

OT: What program are these diagrams made with? I’ve seen them floating around recently and really like the looks of them.

Hahaha

Tom from Myspace has entered the chat.

I’ve owned this controller for years. Can confirm it sucks.

memories of Internet Explorer doing the same thing intensifies

Yes.

Not at my company. We’re all stuck in BSOD boot loops thanks to BitLocker, and our BIOS is password protected by IT. This is going to take weeks for them to manually update, on site, all the computers one by one.

CrowdStrike: It’s Friday, let’s throw it over the wall to production. See you all on Monday!

This is the correct answer, for Nvidia.

I think we’re on to something here. Like, different rakes for different things to rake up. Brilliant!

I invented a leaf blower that is 100% silent and is shaped like a rake.

Vertical tabs.

My memory of this was a little off, but here’s the source: Engadget

Remember when he faked his first fart bomb video because he used his friends to play the part of the porch pirates? That was years ago.

Edit: My memory was a little fuzzy on exactly the nature of the incident was. See my follow up comment for a link to an article that explains what actually happened.