I’m in the same boat. I got some super sweet deal through my phone company. It was right when they started cracking down on sharing accounts. This way they can claim they have more viewers. No way I’d pay real money to them, but free enough to not quit

I have to use Teams for work and there are Clippy stickers!

At our Sam’s we just walk right by that door checker. If you show a card they nod, but if you don’t get out your card they ignore you

Maybe a little Fixed Width Comic Sans?