I hope you have a stick license.
Loosely based on the Wikipedia article, the opposite must be:

Google: kill child process
FBI: ಠ_ಠ

Google: kill child process linux console
FBI:（︶︿︶)

I became a fan after I got used to nice color schemes, buffers/tabs, horizontal/vertical splitting, file browsing with NERDTree and highlighting changes with GITGutter.

You ask for tips? Add VIM commands you use regularly (like paste mode toggle for example) to a keyboard shortcut (like leader key + p) in your .vimrc settings file. It increases working speed.
Also add some plugins, they are fun and add useful functions from other editors like Sublime (ctrl-p, vim-multiple-cursors).

Yeah yeah, brag about being able to close VI the first time of use…

Yes, it’s unavoidable. A special a capella edition from the Wise Guys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UFShuOwRbg

A power bottom?

Yes, and use something like GNU Screen to work seamless on the other machine again.

With frog and Archer memes I feel young again.

U R

That’s the reason why Elon wants to fly to Mars, to get a working Johnny cab instead of his crap cab. Now it makes all sense.

Please state the nature of the transportational emergency.

I’m having flashbacks: Wazup

You just need a basement full of Oompa Loompas, then you don’t need predetermined breaking points on your chocolate and could enjoy it entirely.

Nothing a hammer drill, CAT.7 cable and an access point couldn’t fix.