The majority of us not being able to suck our own dicks ruined humanity.

I will die on this hill.

A lot of people have trouble getting motivated.

Your comment made me chuckle a little bit.

I ask myself that same question every day. What’s the point of anything? Do I really need to get out of bed, get to work, eat food, climb out of the debt trap I’m in or even browse Lemmy?

Something like this could help ease that daily question from myself. If it doesn’t work, it’s fine. Worth a shot. Free is cheaper than recreational drugs.

is it still seasonal depression if it happens every season

arbitrary npm package:

• last updated 4 years ago
• sole developer legit dead and buried
• 47 dependencies
• 608 critical vulnerabilities
• condemned by the United Nations

Still has 7 million weekly downloads

oh

lol

didn’t cross my mind that someone would make a CLI program in js

I mean, I’ve done it, but I am a registered dunce cap owner.

Very cool

My friend from university sends me his Rust code snippets sometimes. Ngl it looks like a pretty cool language.

There was also that tldr reimplemention in Rust that is a gatrillion times faster than the original.

I really want to give it a try but I have executive dysfunction and don’t have any ideas of what I could use it for.

Maybe half ass it a little bit

If they’re not compensating you for giving 150% of your energy, then don’t give them 150% of your energy.

Like, tell them you need to catch a breath, take a “smoke break” (even if you don’t smoke, mime vape a lil ink pen in the smoking section). Rehydrate more, piss more. Say you’re dizzy. Come up with something.

I assume the guy with the solution is doing that Turkish ice cream vendor thing where he keeps sleight-of-handing it away from the rest of the government

If this were true I would already have had like 19 heart attacks by now

I’m not scared of nuclear power

but hearing it in the same sentence as ‘Microsoft AI’ sent a shiver down my spine

I’ve been using this extension for over a year now. The only malicious use I’ve seen has been petty.

Occasionally see a video from a controversial creator titled something like “Asshole talks about stupid bullshit for 25 minutes” on fresh uploads.

The titles do change quite a bit. A lot of my title suggestions were changed/improved by others.

There’s a voting system, so you’d need a big group of bad actors fighting uphill for something that isn’t really all that worth it.

My dick fits into all of them

Seems pretty universal to me 😎

If it brings you any solace, Mr Raised-by-4chan is getting absolutely thundercunted with downvotes.

Haven’t seen that many in a long while.

Ah, that makes sense. I thought you meant IT as in information technology. Was very confused.

Brain still good yey

edit: typo. perhaps I need to make that appointment

Pardon my ignorance. I may have a mild brain injury.

Could you perhaps rephrase?

I’m not sure if I understood what you said.

Is there anything else or anything else you would like to discuss? Perhaps anything else?

Anything else?

Trying this every time I need to delete an account

I tried to de-transphobize it, but I am bedridden and delirious, further help would be greatly appreciated

I couldnt figure out how to apply perspective transformation on the malware image editing app I have. Also, couldn’t zoom, so I plonked the replacement flag very off center. I apologize, it bothers me too, but I am slowly succumbing to fatigue

+ a monthly service fee

for the price of a cup of coffee