Mayor Poopington

At least a week, probably more

Or, one of the original punk bands, DOA

With the right equipment, every ATM is free!

For when you run out of 5.56 before third period biology

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

This is bizarre to me. There’s plenty of actual pictures of hurrican devastation.

Seems like a great way to lose all your talented employees

I bet op is one of those hippies that doesn’t like their SMTP tested on animals

What I’m gathering, it’s just the my selfie tool right? I’ve never bothered to set that up anyways

I can already drive a real car in my dreams by taking Ambien

fuckin magnets

I guess we will never see an electric car with the charging port on the bottom

Also it would on the bottom of the car